How Many Cats Does It Take To Eat A Bowl Of Ice Cream?

Does this cat know he's breaking all the rules?

So, how many cats does it take to eat a bowl of ice cream? This intellectually searing question has practically riddled me crazy since I was a kinder. Answer: none...you can't get cats to eat a bowl of ice cream no matter how many you've got or how hungry they all are. Why? Because cats are inferior, sweet-hating predators that would rather eat a rat roast than a nice bowl of vanilla and hot fudge.