New Jokes For 3000
Q: What did the main entree say to the apetizer?
A: Meat me at the pate
Q: What did the dyslexic computer order for dinner?
A: The lack of Ramb
Q: What did the firefighting salad say to the hostiges trapped in the burning pyramid?
A: Romaine calm.
Q: What did the vegtable detective say to the distraught gardener?
A: Peas, Mr. Greenthumb, I'm sure your missing corn will turnip soon!
Q: How did the salad kill his landlord?
A: It beet him to death.
A: Meat me at the pate
Q: What did the dyslexic computer order for dinner?
A: The lack of Ramb
Q: What did the firefighting salad say to the hostiges trapped in the burning pyramid?
A: Romaine calm.
Q: What did the vegtable detective say to the distraught gardener?
A: Peas, Mr. Greenthumb, I'm sure your missing corn will turnip soon!
Q: How did the salad kill his landlord?
A: It beet him to death.
posted by Nicki the Fart | 8:43 PM
4 Comments:
take that shit on the road, fart; it's art.
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