tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-147332862011-04-21T11:28:03.142-07:00<b>Cultural Revolutions</b>Nicki the Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409047897109982094noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14733286.post-1124769340574322492005-08-22T20:43:00.000-07:002005-08-22T20:55:54.196-07:00Q: What did the main entree say to the apetizer?<br /><br />A: Meat me at the pate<br /><br />Q: What did the dyslexic computer order for dinner?<br /><br />A: The lack of Ramb<br /><br />Q: What did the firefighting salad say to the hostiges trapped in the burning pyramid?<br /><br />A: Romaine calm.<br /><br />Q: What did the vegtable detective say to the distraught gardener?<br /><br />A: Peas, Mr. Greenthumb, I'm sure your missing corn will turnip soon!<br /><br />Q: How did the salad kill his landlord?<br /><br />A: It beet him to death.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14733286-112476934057432249?l=bolshevikyogurtexperience.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nicki the Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409047897109982094noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14733286.post-1122309794967597432005-07-25T09:28:00.000-07:002005-07-25T10:03:27.803-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2604/1343/1600/7-2l.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2604/1343/400/7-2l.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Does this cat know he's breaking all the rules?</span><br /><br />So, how many cats <span style="font-style: italic;">does</span> it take to eat a bowl of ice cream? This <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050725/ap_on_sc/feline_sweet_gene">intellectually searing question</a> has practically riddled me crazy since I was a kinder. Answer: none...you can't get cats to eat a bowl of ice cream no matter how many you've got or how hungry they all are. Why? Because cats are inferior, sweet-hating predators that would rather eat a rat roast than a nice bowl of vanilla and hot fudge.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14733286-112230979496759743?l=bolshevikyogurtexperience.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nicki the Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409047897109982094noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14733286.post-1122075374457786632005-07-22T16:33:00.000-07:002005-07-22T16:39:06.216-07:00All good people must see this...<a href="http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">PLEASE?</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14733286-112207537445778663?l=bolshevikyogurtexperience.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nicki the Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409047897109982094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14733286.post-1122073481349379012005-07-22T15:57:00.000-07:002005-07-22T16:20:20.053-07:00There is a county in Oregon, I believe, named <span style="font-weight: bold;">Multnomah</span>.<br /><br />To me, this sounds serious. Imagine this:<br /><br />Me: <span style="font-style: italic;">Hey, doc...what's the word?</span><br /><br />Doc: <span style="font-style: italic;">Well, Nicki, I've got some good news and some bad news.</span><br /><br />Me: <span style="font-style: italic;">Shit.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Well, what's the good news, doc?</span><br /><br />Doc: <span style="font-style: italic;">There is no good news, I lied.</span><br /><br />Me: <span style="font-style: italic;">Oh. Well, what's the bad news, doc?</span><br /><br />Doc: <span style="font-style: italic;">Its </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Multnomah</span><span style="font-style: italic;">.<br /><br /></span><font><font>Tragic, chronic, deadly...Multnomah.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14733286-112207348134937901?l=bolshevikyogurtexperience.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nicki the Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409047897109982094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14733286.post-1122072292109271512005-07-22T15:44:00.000-07:002005-07-22T15:54:26.360-07:00There has been a lot of neck wrangling and mental wrastling recently regarding the Supreme Court, its retirees, its not retirings, and its potential thrice decadus no-abortus. It has also come to my attention that certain people, as this situation has come to pass, don't know who Sandra Day O'Connor is.<br /><br /><br />Is she that lady that flew the plane? <span style="font-style: italic;">That's a good guess, but, no, she's not.</span><br /><br />Wife of the historically misunderstood George Franklin Jefferson? <span style="font-style: italic;">Aw, Shut up.</span><br /><br />Is she a brand of Irish toast? <span style="font-style: italic;">No, not even close.<br /><br /></span><br /><font>Why? <br /><br />Why, you liberal lady, no know?</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14733286-112207229210927151?l=bolshevikyogurtexperience.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nicki the Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409047897109982094noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14733286.post-1122066240661811812005-07-22T14:00:00.000-07:002005-07-22T14:18:31.750-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Picture if you will, a pastoral scene.<br /><br />Can't picture it? Well, you're not alone, my friend.<br /><br />9out of 10 people can't either. That's a ratio of 9 people to every 10 people.<br /><br />Imagine that.<br /><br />Can't?<br /><br />It's alright, baby.<br /><br />You're home now...<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14733286-112206624066181181?l=bolshevikyogurtexperience.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nicki the Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409047897109982094noreply@blogger.com3